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Things you shouldn't write here, on blog

1. Don't write secrets! It is too dangerous! Way too dangerous. People would see your secrets, and your secrets will no longer be secrets because the secrets have been revealed. And you wouldn't want if people read your blog, knows your secrets, and mock you about the secrets. Everyone will know your secrets. Your friends, enemies, families, teachers, anyone who read your blog!

Example, don't write like this:

Dear blog, Joko was so handsome. Joko is my new crush. He's like an angel came from heaven. And you know what!? HE TOUCHED ME! Let me repeat once again. HE TOUCHED ME! I felt like flying. And you know what!? He knew my name! He called me and I was so surprised, I was about to faint. I love you, Joko.

or

Do you know that my best friend, Juminten has a boyfriend!? I was so surprised. He told me yesterday. His boyfriend is from Grade. 10. I shouldn't tell this to anyone, that's why I'm writing it on my blog. Brilliant idea, huh?

2. Do not swear. At least don't swear too much. Your siblings, or parents, or teachers will read that and come to you and say "Did you just swear!?" or probably your parents will wash your tongue with soap. You wouldn't want that to happen, right? So don't use harsh words.

Example:

Dear blog,
OMG!! That bitch just back stabbed me again! She is soooo fucking annoying! Can't she just freakin leave me alone!? What the hell did I do to her? I'm done with this fucking shit! I'm gonna talk to her tomorrow. Dammit!

See, what happen if your parents or teachers see that kind of writing. Haha.

3. Don't insult people or make fun of them with their names on. What happen if they read your blog and see they're being insulted. Boom!

Example:

Painem is the new student in my class. She is super ugly. And she can't talk properly. I wonder if boys would want him. I don't think so. And this afternoon, she fell down from the chair. How stupid is that!

Sooo, that's it. Don't do the things above, and you'll be save.

Teehee

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