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psychooooo!

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so..THIS IS SO FUNNY for me. once upon a time blahblahblah, so, my teacher asked all of us to teach this new guy in class bout accounting. it's my turn and i had to explain it to him. here is the conversation:

"so read this" i said
"which one?" he asked
"this"
"alliyyaaa, explaaiin" my teacher said
"ok you read this cos i dont understand" i said. well, i dont understand. in my test i was ngasal
*after that the teacher explained to him*
"o ya, thats what im trying to say" i said
*then i shook my teacher's hand, thats what i like to do to her*
"oh, your hand is so pale" my teacher said
"o ya, my hands is so pale" i said
my hands is soooo white since i was young its like theres no blood in my palm
then my friend shouted (for real!)
"AAAAAAAAAA! MISS DIA MATI!?"
my friends call me psycho cos of my hairstyle and im a little crazy :P
what do you feel when your friend called you dead?
for me its soooo funny!
i started laughin like hell in front of her
AND SHE STARTED TO SCREAM!!!
"AAAAAAAAA! dia psycho!"
i couldnt stand it. it was so funny
"HAHAHAHAHHAAH!" i was laughing like true psycho
"MISS!!! DIA PSYCHOOO!!"
*duaaaaar!* i laughed harder
my friend think im dead just because my palm is sooo pale
it is so pale
its like theres no blood
hahahaa
bye everyone

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