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i found this on mylife and i think this is so funny..i couldnt help myself, i cant stop laughing Today, some thug tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves and told a cop that I did it. FML

hey yo people! long time no post. great news for alliyya, im getting used to my school and now i get used to it. i already show my "true" self and now they think im a psycho! hahahahaha... i wanna cut my hair but i dont wanna. i feel good with my hair :p but im going to cut my hair tomorrow. tomorrow is holiday cos of report card thingy thing. i love you guyyyss!! 2 of my friends being a bitch. theyre not my friend anyway. theyre couple of shitty people. LAWL. i dont swear much. believe me people

so..THIS IS SO FUNNY for me. once upon a time blahblahblah, so, my teacher asked all of us to teach this new guy in class bout accounting. it's my turn and i had to explain it to him. here is the conversation: "so read this" i said "which one?" he asked "this" "alliyyaaa, explaaiin" my teacher said "ok you read this cos i dont understand" i said. well, i dont understand. in my test i was ngasal *after that the teacher explained to him* "o ya, thats what im trying to say" i said *then i shook my teacher's hand, thats what i like to do to her* "oh, your hand is so pale" my teacher said "o ya, my hands is so pale" i said my hands is soooo white since i was young its like theres no blood in my palm then my friend shouted (for real!) "AAAAAAAAAA! MISS DIA MATI!?" my friends call me psycho cos of my hairstyle and im a little crazy :P what do you feel when your friend called you dead? for me its

i was so dissapointed i thought nothing could break our friendship i was wrong you broke it and crushed it into pieces i never thought you would do that what did i do? whatever i did to you im sorry even with tears you didnt notice me should i kill myself so you would notice me? or you'll never notice me even if im dead i cant do anything except froze and crying just a few minutes together with you could leave so much pain you just made a really deep hole in my heart im sorry if i left you i didnt want to what could i do? i thought youre my friend suppose i was wrong i was wrong i was happy when i first met you there you turned my happiness into tears thanks to you i couldnt write more... i could cry one thing to say for you : i thought you were my friend if you say to me i thought you were my friend, i moved not because i wanted to...swear to God i didnt want to move. you should understand. but i guess youll never understand